1. pwned!!!

    June 3, 2008 by coye

    i never really understood this whole phenom… but just last week, my brother took my 9 yr.-old nephew to a cubs game… later, i asked him who won and how he liked the game.

    all he could talk about was how the other team was “owned”. he didn’t just say it once, he used it over and over again repeatedly for about a half hour while describing the game. THEN went on to use it to describe some of the fight scenes in the transformer movie.

    wtf??? this kid never leaves the house except to go to school or to go buy/rent video games. where the heck is he picking that up.

    next time he uses it i’m gonna ask him how to spell it, what it means and where it came from.

    am i getting old?


  2. Whiskey Tango MFin’ Foxtrot!

    April 30, 2008 by blair

    Dutch pedophile Paul de Leeuw pedofiel?

    JEBUS H CRIGGITY!


  3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    April 23, 2008 by blair

    The FAIL Blog


  4. “Hi kara.”

    April 16, 2008 by dave

    Jenny wins today’s prize for inappropriate replies to company wide announcements.

    Runners up for today’s response to free cubs tickets are:

    1. Debbie with: “Debbie want!”
    2. and our very own Kevin Shouldaknownbetter with: “[no text]“

    A few other choice replies that have come out of this thread so far:

    1. I have an orange at my desk if anyone wants it. But you have to reply all for it. It huge. You want this orange.
    2. STOP replying all to this thread.

      This is a corporate email system.  As such, you are wasting corporate resources (i.e. storage space, network bandwidth, etc.) [to which someone replied:]

    3. That’s true.

  5. Wing Nut

    April 14, 2008 by blair

    Old Asian woman sings karaoke… and rocks the spot with favorites like 9 to 5 and Dancing Queen.

    Wing nut!


  6. Thank you for not rickrolling.

    April 1, 2008 by dave

    Oh thankyou so much for no April Fool posts! (well i dunno, that picnic table post could have been…) But it was so hard to discern what was real and what was prank. It was getting tedious. Oh except for those rickrolls. Hey 2007 called and they want yer banal attempt at humor flogging a dead meme back. Sheesh.

    Kudos to LeoBurnett for the Ashley Dupre stunt but sux0rs to you for not having the beer we came down for anyways. :D I mean, oh we would never drink at 2pm on a work day! or something…


  7. Japanese Robot Sings and Dances

    by blair

    Japanese robot sings and dances gay American songs…


  8. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have…

    by blair

    “Mommy? Can picnic tables get preggers?

    Art Price, Jr.


  9. In The Neighborhood

    March 12, 2008 by dan

    I walk by this building every day on the way to work, and I thought there was something familiar about the font on the new signs they put up… then it hit me: its the same font as the FWA’s logo. (and by “logo” i mean “type treatment masquerading as a logo”)

    55 W.


  10. Hey Flash Developer, Your iPhone Hates You … And So Does Steve Jobs (who made the iPhone)

    March 5, 2008 by jef

    flash.jpg

    So start learning Cocoa or find another way to play Kitten Cannon (or Breakout w/ Nude Lady) on the road.
    Steve Jobs pans Flash on the iPhone from AppleInsider.