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well do you?

May 4, 2009 by dan

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pwned!!!

June 3, 2008 by coye

i never really understood this whole phenom… but just last week, my brother took my 9 yr.-old nephew to a cubs game… later, i asked him who won and how he liked the game.

all he could talk about was how the other team was “owned”. he didn’t just say it once, he used it over and over again repeatedly for about a half hour while describing the game. THEN went on to use it to describe some of the fight scenes in the transformer movie.

wtf??? this kid never leaves the house except to go to school or to go buy/rent video games. where the heck is he picking that up.

next time he uses it i’m gonna ask him how to spell it, what it means and where it came from.

am i getting old?

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Whiskey Tango MFin’ Foxtrot!

April 30, 2008 by blair

Dutch pedophile Paul de Leeuw pedofiel?

JEBUS H CRIGGITY!

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“Hi kara.”

April 16, 2008 by dave

Jenny wins today’s prize for inappropriate replies to company wide announcements.

Runners up for today’s response to free cubs tickets are:

Debbie with: “Debbie want!”
and our very own Kevin Shouldaknownbetter with: “[no text]“

A few other choice replies that have come out of this thread so far:

I have an orange at my desk if anyone wants it. But you have to reply all for it. It huge. You want this orange.
STOP replying all to this thread.
This is a corporate email system. As such, you are wasting corporate resources (i.e. storage space, network bandwidth, etc.) [to which someone replied:]
That’s true.

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stinky-poo-poo

March 14, 2008 by coye

with the current state of affairs in the world — war, crumbling economies, global warming, conspiracy theories, genocide, etc. yahoo managed to point me to an msnbc earth-shattering story that made me feel ashamed to be an american.

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Hey Flash Developer, Your iPhone Hates You … And So Does Steve Jobs (who made the iPhone)

March 5, 2008 by jef

So start learning Cocoa or find another way to play Kitten Cannon (or Breakout w/ Nude Lady) on the road.
Steve Jobs pans Flash on the iPhone from AppleInsider.

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