1. “Hi kara.”

    April 16, 2008 by dave

    Jenny wins today’s prize for inappropriate replies to company wide announcements.

    Runners up for today’s response to free cubs tickets are:

    1. Debbie with: “Debbie want!”
    2. and our very own Kevin Shouldaknownbetter with: “[no text]“

    A few other choice replies that have come out of this thread so far:

    1. I have an orange at my desk if anyone wants it. But you have to reply all for it. It huge. You want this orange.
    2. STOP replying all to this thread.

      This is a corporate email system.  As such, you are wasting corporate resources (i.e. storage space, network bandwidth, etc.) [to which someone replied:]

    3. That’s true.

  2. Thank you for not rickrolling.

    April 1, 2008 by dave

    Oh thankyou so much for no April Fool posts! (well i dunno, that picnic table post could have been…) But it was so hard to discern what was real and what was prank. It was getting tedious. Oh except for those rickrolls. Hey 2007 called and they want yer banal attempt at humor flogging a dead meme back. Sheesh.

    Kudos to LeoBurnett for the Ashley Dupre stunt but sux0rs to you for not having the beer we came down for anyways. :D I mean, oh we would never drink at 2pm on a work day! or something…


  3. Resurrected Zombie Boy

    March 12, 2008 by dave

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    Ok so I guess i’m late on this one since it was posted last summer but man it cracked me up so i just HAD to resurrect the zombie boy…er re-resurrect or something.