1. PAX ‘08 PERFECT BANNER AD

    April 30, 2008 by shikhiu

    this banner angers me so much
    but it’s the perfect banner for fucking PAX nerd fuck
    WHITE NERD
    ASIAN GIRL
    PLAYING DS
    but it’s also PERFECT for the people they are marketing to…….. white nerds with asian fetishes and asian chicks who are totally nerdy and love being worshiped by white asian nerds.  that bitch is probably in picto chat flirting with other nerdy white boys while her nerdy while boy sleep!!! HA THERE!
    and no…. i’m not bitter or jaded! ^___^
    –edit–
    fucking penny arcade
    fucking fuck fucks fucks fuckkkksss
    GET OFF MY WOMEN!!!!!

  2. Whiskey Tango MFin’ Foxtrot!

    by blair

    Dutch pedophile Paul de Leeuw pedofiel?

    JEBUS H CRIGGITY!


  3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    April 23, 2008 by blair

    The FAIL Blog


  4. That’s Sad, Really Sad

    April 21, 2008 by blair

    Man stuck in elevator for 41 hours


  5. my wallet’s gone…

    by coye

    Evil Mad Scientist has a sweet step-by-step method of creating your very own sawed-off USB cable.


  6. 12′ Record Collection. Rare. Obviously.

    April 16, 2008 by jef

    Well. This always makes me laugh. I’m guessing the rarity would come from the lack of large record players in the US. The dude must have a warehouse.

    This is almost as good as when our alderman was talking about the new Florsheim Shoe Factory building that was being turned into condos (thank you for saving it, it’s a great building). He was selling all the features of how great it was going to be on a PowerPoint deck projected on a huge gymnasium wall … you know, the granite counter tops, the parking, how affordable it is, and the 11″ ceilings. Being 2 of the only people under the age of 60 or having english as a primary language my girlfriend and i had a good laugh. In english.


  7. “Hi kara.”

    by dave

    Jenny wins today’s prize for inappropriate replies to company wide announcements.

    Runners up for today’s response to free cubs tickets are:

    1. Debbie with: “Debbie want!”
    2. and our very own Kevin Shouldaknownbetter with: “[no text]“

    A few other choice replies that have come out of this thread so far:

    1. I have an orange at my desk if anyone wants it. But you have to reply all for it. It huge. You want this orange.
    2. STOP replying all to this thread.

      This is a corporate email system.  As such, you are wasting corporate resources (i.e. storage space, network bandwidth, etc.) [to which someone replied:]

    3. That’s true.

  8. army of cuteness

    by coye

    Tarako’s Kewpie Pasta Sauce has a wicked-awesome series of ads featuring swarms of kewpie-headed goodness.


  9. ahhh, blair…

    April 15, 2008 by coye

    so tracey neal sent me a link to this article, about the worst outfit in the international male catalog, which in turn sparked my memory about my fave online zine from back in the day. Blair Mag, this site is so awesome, gay & campy & freaking hysterical!!!!

    browsing thru their archives, (they only had like 5-6 issues), my fave features are Gay or Eurotrash, Vanity vs. Appollonia, Puppet Fight, the list goes on & on. sadly, the site has not been updated in ages, but luckily, the site still stands!


  10. Beard Team USA

    April 14, 2008 by blair

    Competing for the USA at the World Beard and Moustache Championship
    Beard Team USA